Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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