its not stalking. its research.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
