I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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