i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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