yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Randomize
