Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I love having hate sex.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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