I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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