Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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