I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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