god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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