And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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