Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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