He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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