who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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