Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
MIDGETS
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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