I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Do plants get herpes?
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