Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I am available for nakedness
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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