I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I need to calm my uterus...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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