carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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