We won't sleep together?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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