Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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