remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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