im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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