I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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