There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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