yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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