Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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