Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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