FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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