smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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