Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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