You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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