I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
