Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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