problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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