it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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