Someone shit on the floor
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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