He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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