There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Randomize
