You made me cry and you don't even care
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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