Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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