Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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