i think my mom watched the whole time
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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