Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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