Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
