Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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