never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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