So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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