Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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