the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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